I'm not even going to pretend that you should check this place out! STAY AWAY! It's a warning! Unless of course, you like filthy water, staph infections, pink eye or jock itch.
You will not find any pictures, weather links or shortcuts to their Facebook site. If you are STILL interested after the above paragraph, you can do your own homework.
If you wanna possibly kill your kids...take them to Zoom Flume. It's a given that the attendants at the water slides are too busy texting rather than watching your child. Or in some cases, texting IN the lifeguard chair at the pool!
Want an STD? Then definitely use the showers at Zoom Flume! That will be the "gift that keeps on giving". Also a great place to get a severe case of athlete's foot.
Things you WILL need if you go...
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